英语幽默笑话30秒：A case for the FBI联邦调查局的案件(双语)

联邦调查局的案件

The phone rings at FBIheadquarters. "Hello?"

联邦调查局总部的电话响了。“ 喂？”

"Hello,is this FBI?"

“喂，是联邦调查局吗？…”

"Yes,What do you want?"

“是的，有何需要吗．？”

"I am calling to report my neighbor Tom.He is hidingmarijuanain hisfirewood."

“我打电话是要检举我的邻居 汤姆。他在他的木柴中藏匿大麻。”

"This  will be noted." Next day,the FBI comes over to Tom's house.

“我们会严加注意的。”次日，联邦调查局来到汤姆的家。

They search the shed where thefirewood  is kept,break every piece of wood ,find nomarijuana,swearat Tom and leave .

他们搜查了存放木柴的库房，把木柴劈成一块一块，没有找到太麻，就对着汤姆口出秽言，然后离去。

The phone rings at Tom's house.

汤姆家的电话响了。

" Hey ,Tom! Did the FBI come ?"

“喂，汤姆，联邦调查局有来你家吗？”

"Yeah!" "Did they chop yourfirewood?"

“有呀”“他们‘有劈你们家的木柴吗？”

 "Yeah,they did."

“有呀，他们劈了呀”

"OK,now it's your turn to call .I need my gardenplowed."

“好了，现在换你打电话了，我的菜园需要犁一下啦。”