英语幽默笑话30秒：Lazy Manager 懒惰的经理(双语)

懒惰的经理

A middle managementexecutivehas to take on some sports,by his doctor's ,

有一位中阶经营主管因为听了他的医师指示必须要做一些运动，

so he decides to playtennis.

所以他决定要打网球。

After a couple of weeks his  secretary asks him how he's doing

在几个星期之后，他韵秘书就问他情况如何，

"It's going fine" ,the manager says."When I am on thecourtand I see the ball speedingtowardsme ,

这位经理说：“进行得不错，当我在网球场上看到球快速朝着我来的时候，

and my brain immediately says,"Back hand!To the net!Smash!Go back"

我的脑袋就立刻说：‘反手拍！上网！杀球！后退！ ”

"Really?What happens then?" the secretary asks .

秘书问说：“真的呀，然后咙？”

"Then my bady says ,"Who 、 Me？Don't talk nonsense!"

“然后我的身体说：‘谁？我吗？别胡说八道了！”’